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Find Your Match with the Motorcycle Dating Game!

Feb 10, 2019 3:00:00 PM / by Logan Reed

Looking for the best motorcycle for you? It's Time for the Motorcycle Dating Game!

How many times have you been asked if the person you’re dating is ‘the one’ by inquisitive friends and family? And when wedding season rolls around, how many times have you agonized over bringing a Plus One? Well, fret not, because the Motorcycle Dating Game is designed to help you not only get the answers your loved ones fervently seek, but also find the best motorcycle for you: a sweet new ride even your mother will be begging to meet!

If you’re no stranger to the Dating Game (thank you, Chuck Barris), then you know how tiresome and uninspiring dating can be; but, have you ever considered that you might be looking for love in all the wrong places? For instance, imagine a partner with wheels instead of feet, a motor mount instead of a motor mouth, a candy red paint job instead of candy-coated lips. Are you catching on yet?

Whether you're looking for the best beginner motorcycle, the best motorcycle for women, or the best brand of all time, there is a ride out there for everyone; a match made in highway heaven (which is a very real place, by the way). So, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, I present to you some of the best two-wheeled contestants you will ever meet. May the motorcycle dating odds be ever in your favor.

NOTE: On mobile? Tap the infographic to enlarge.

Which contestant do you think is the best motorcycle match for you?

Dating Game


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Topics: Infographics, Motorcycles, The Brain Bucket

Logan Reed

Written by Logan Reed

Rider. Writer. Harley life-r. Follow my coverage of everything from tips for motorcycle riders, to motorcycle humor, and everything else to do with living life on two wheels.