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The Motorcycle Riders' Constitution

Sep 15, 2018 3:00:00 PM / by Logan Reed

The RumbleOn Riders' Constitution

If the founding fathers were bikers, perhaps the Constitution would say something like, "all men are endowed by their manufacturer with certain unalienable rights, that among these are bikes, beer, and the pursuit of the open road." In celebration of Constitution Day, here's a fun little take on a Constitution for motorcycle riders! 


We the People of the Road, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish horsepower, insure domestic modifications, provide for commuter adrenaline, promote the general camaraderie, and secure the Blessings of Freedom to ourselves and our Rides. Our American classic motorcycles: Harley Davidson motorcycles and Indian motorcycles, alike, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the RumbleOn Riders of the Road.

The RumbleOn  Motorcycle Riders Constitution

 

Motorcycle Constitution Articles

 

Article I (1)  Cool Factor
All coolness and badassery herein granted shall be vested in a Rider and RumbleOn Rider of the Road, which shall consist of a soul, an open Road, and a motorcycle of any and all sort, brand, and family therein. Additional coolness will be appointed to those with American flag motorcycles and gear graphics, but non motorcycle American flag gear will alwaysbe appreciated.

 

Article II (2) Excitement

The excitement and Power shall be vested in a Rider and RumbleOn Rider of the Road. All horsepower shall be dutifully engaged while upon two wheels, not to bypass the usage of three and members of the tri-wheel family. Whether American classic motorcycles, Harley Davidson motorcycles, or Indian motorcycles, throttles shall be twisted, engines shall be revved, and adrenaline shall be moved freely throughout the body of the Rider.


Article III (3) Zen
The raw Power of the Ride shall be vested in one merging of souls between engine and driver, less in such inferior Cages as the Rider from time to time ordain and establish. The Rider shall find their zen and uphold their passion during Rides, and shall, at stated Times, receive their bliss, a Compensation, which shall not be diminished during their Continuance on the Road.

 

Article IV (4) Community Connection
Whether this is obtained through Harley Owners Group or other motorcycle clubs, full faith and credit shall be given to members of the shared community, rides, and connection with any other Rider. And the Road may, by general camaraderie, or community centers that prescribe the Manner in which such bonds shall be proved, and the Effect thereof. 

Done in Convention by the Unanimous Consent of the RumbleOn Riders present the Twenty-ninth Day of June in the Year of our Lord two thousand and eighteen and of the Independence of the Road the fourth In witness whereof We have hereunto subscribed our Names,

Rumble On, Logan

 


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Logan Reed

Written by Logan Reed

Rider. Writer. Harley life-r. Follow my coverage of everything from tips for motorcycle riders, to motorcycle humor, and everything else to do with living life on two wheels.

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