Reasons a motorcycle is better than a boyfriend.
In the spirit of Valentine's Day, my colleague thought it was funny to publish his list of reasons why a motorcycle is better than a girlfriend. I always appreciate a witty burn, but as a woman, I'm not just going to stand idly by without a rebuttal. To all our brothers out there, here's my response:
Ladies, we know what we like, and that’s a good ride. Think about it, your bike tells the truth and will always trust you; your bike expects you to call all the shots, and you are always in control. Think your bike isn’t the best lover you’ve ever had? Let’s take speed dating to a whole new level.
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1) When baldness occurs, you just replace the tires.
.gif?width=473&name=giphy%20(23).gif "Go bald? Go home.")
2) Your bike doesn’t care about how many bikes you’ve ridden in the past.
.gif?width=320&name=giphy%20(1).gif "Or if you think of them from time to time...")
3) Motorcycles don’t have late nights out with other motorcycles.
.gif?width=320&name=giphy%20(3).gif "If they did though, that's where I'd want to be.")
4) Motorcycles don’t have annoying friends.
.gif?width=320&name=giphy%20(24).gif "There's always one...")
5) Your motorcycle can go as long as you want to.
.gif?width=320&name=giphy%20(4).gif "If you know what I mean...")
6) Motorcycles won’t lie to you or go for rides behind your back.
.gif?width=320&name=giphy%20(5).gif "Oh, yeah. I totally believe you right there.")
7) Your bike doesn’t make you feel bad if you make a mistake.
.gif?width=350&name=giphy%20(32).gif "They never let you forget it, do they?")
8) A motorcycles doesn’t ogle other motorcycles.
.gif?width=320&name=giphy%20(31).gif "But I can ogle all day long.")
9) Bikes don’t snore or steal the covers.
.gif?width=320&name=giphy%20(25).gif "So many sleepless nights.")
10) You don’t have to constantly clean up after your bike.
.gif?width=320&name=giphy%20(26).gif "I JUST cleaned that!")
11) Your bike won’t complain about your mother or your friends.
.gif?width=320&name=giphy%20(29).gif "I don't wanna hear it.")
12) If your motorcycle is too soft, all you need to do is get new shocks.
.gif?width=320&name=giphy%20(30).gif "Hehe.")
13) When you get sick of your bike, you can always sell it!
.gif?width=171&name=giphy%20(33).gif "Boom.")
Happy Valentine's Day.
As hilarious as this is, yeah, I'm just messing with you guys. It's always good to read a bit of funny motorcycle stories every once in awhile, and you're not that bad. I always respect my fellow rider. I just had to get you back, you know. Shiny side up, brothers and rumble on!
- Jo
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