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Reasons Why a Motorcycle is Better than a Girlfriend

Feb 4, 2018 8:00:00 AM / by Logan Reed

Reasons a motorcycle is better than a girlfriend.

Valentine's Day is coming up. The day of love and all that. I don't know about you, but my love is my ride and that’s the bottom line. My bike doesn’t lie, and I can tone down the noise with a muffler; I have the freedom to decide when I’m ready for a commitment, and when I am, I’ll just get a touring motorcycle. But until then, my bike is always ready to go fast when I am.

When it comes down to it, your bike is probably the best lover you’ve ever had. Don’t believe me? Check this out.

Edit: Ok, so. My colleague Jo found my article and wasn't very happy with me. She wrote a rebuttal and made me swear to give her a link. So, here you go. Reasons Why a Motorcycle is Better than a Boyfriend. (Sorry, Jo.)

 


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1) When there’s something wrong, you can immediately find out what it is.

Why are you crying? And don't say "I'm fine."

 

2) Your bike doesn’t pout if you ignore it for a day.

 I can give my bike as much attention as I please, guilt free!

 

3) You can keep photos of your old bikes laying around.

 I can enjoy magazines too!

 

4) Motorcycles don’t care what you wear.

 Because orange is my color.

 

5) You can share your bike with your friends.

 And you can use your friends' bikes too.

 

6) Motorcycles have curves that never sag.

 Gravity, you've met your match.

 

7) Motorcycles don’t have mothers.

 Mothers...

 

8) Motorcycles don’t care if you are late.

 I was ten minutes late to being thirty minutes early!

 

9) Your bike doesn’t care if you look at other bikes.

 Yowza.

 

10) Your bike won’t care if you forget its birthday.

 We celebrated your birthday LAST year!

 

11)  Motorcycles always sound good, sometimes louder is even better.

 Yeah, stop that.

 

12) Motorcycles don’t mind being tied down every once in awhile.

 Heyooo.

 

13)  When you get sick of your bike, you can always sell it!

 


Take it easy, girls. I'm just messing with you.

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This is all in good fun, ladies. I know that Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, so please, don't kill me. I seriously love my bike, but I also respect my sisters of the road. Happy Valentine's Day!

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Logan Reed

Written by Logan Reed

Rider. Writer. Harley life-r. Follow my coverage of everything from tips for motorcycle riders, to motorcycle humor, and everything else to do with living life on two wheels.

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