The Brain Bucket

If You Were An Elf, Your Biker Name Would Be... (Quiz)

Dec 7, 2019 12:00:00 PM / by Jo Kelley

Imagine you are a Christmas elf who rides motorcycles...

For what it’s worth, I’m sure being an elf in Santa’s Workshop isn’t all fun and games. With so many toys to be made, tinsel to thread, reindeer to tend to, and chocolate chip cookies to bake (because those are Santa’s favorite, of course), the elves really have their work cut out for them. 


Which is why, in the midst of all the holiday hullabaloo, Santa and his elves like to blow off a little steam on the ol’ iron horse every so often (sorry, Rudolph). And since riding is most certainly a rite of passage, Santa, the ultimate sleigh rider, has bequeathed each of his pointy-eared comrades with a biker name that fits their personalities and riding style. 

But these names aren’t like most biker names you might come across, oh no. They’re a bit on the unusual side, shall we say. Careful, though—they’re just as precious to our elven brothers and sisters as our human nicknames are to us, so mocking of any kind will not be tolerated! Plus, you wouldn’t want to land yourself on the Naughty List, now would you? 

If you think you have what it takes to be a biker in Santa’s iron fleet, take this quiz and find out which elven biker name suits you best!

Not feeling in the Christmas spirit? Find out your biker nickname for the rest of the year on the Brain Bucket Blog!




So, how’d it go? Is your elf biker name as fitting as Santa’s red leather coat? Let me know in a comment!



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Topics: Quizzes, Motorcycles, The Brain Bucket

Jo Kelley

Written by Jo Kelley

I cover the history of motorcycles, motorcycle news, and tell the stories of some of the most popular brands.